093: Boxing Day at the gas station

Boxing Day (Dec. 26) is a holiday here in Canada and a home-town buddy asked me to cover his shift at the gas station so he could stay an extra vacation day.  No problem, I said. Well, I seem to have bulked up a bit since I wore the uniform back in my high school days ... and it was boring as hell. All there was to do was hang around and smoke and wonder where all those holes in the

bathroom walls came from.  And take a lot of selfies.